Nanny’s One Liners #2

Got two more for you:

Nan walks into the room modelling a Tenne Lady nappy superman style… “I’m gonna write a complaint! There’s no way I’m playing tennis in these like the girl on TV!”

In the sea at Fuerteventura… Me: “Nan, have you still got your knickers on?”
Nan: “Yeah, I tried my cozzie on and couldn’t be arsed to take them off!”

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